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35) Cloak the joker before you poke her

37) Cape your throbber before you bob her

40) Don’t surprise her cover your Geyser

32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed

8) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

How You, Or Your Partner, Put On A Male Condom:

    1.    Open the condom package carefully DO NOT USE YOUR TEETH. If the condom is brittle, use a new one.
    2.    Remove the condom from the package; squeeze the tip of the condom with your thumb and forefinger, to leave room your semen.
    3.    Place the unrolled condom at the tip of the erect penis. While holding the tip with one hand, unroll the condom to the base of the penis with your other hand.
    5.    After ejaculation, hold the rim of the condom at the base of the penis and pull out. This keeps it from slipping off.
    6.    Throw it away. Don’t flush it.